I will die if light touches me.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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