Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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