arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Dick very happy bro
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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