It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
sarcasm needs its own font
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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