She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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