Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
He has the fingertips of a God
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