Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
This is classic penis vs brain.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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