I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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