the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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