So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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