One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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