Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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