You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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