hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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