So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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