I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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