im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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