you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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