oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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