It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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