Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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