He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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