doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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