My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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