hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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