thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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