Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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