Nicole vs. Life
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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