Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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