how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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