Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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