god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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