So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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