yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
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Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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