so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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