on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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