My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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