You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
im holly from the hills drunk
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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