it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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