smell my finger.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
is this the sara with the beer cane?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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