so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My dad just said "fuck circus"
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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