yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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