I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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