Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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