Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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