Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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