go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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