I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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