We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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