turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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