there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Just invented taco cereal.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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