when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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