I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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