She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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