Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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