is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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