Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
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i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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