a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
NoShamevember. You game?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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