i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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