At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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