some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
you made out with another girl for some wings
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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